red-eyed and bushy tailed

noblasters:

“You don’t need to see his identification.”

On November 21, 2010, I was allowed to enter the U.S. through an airport security checkpoint without being x-rayed or touched by a TSA officer. This post explains how.

Edit: Minor edits for clarity. I have uploaded the audio and it is available

I went through the scanner, and then immediately had words with the TSA supervisor, but only because the agent who put me in that line was incredibly rude.